The Funny Guild Name Thread

"AFK"
This bait actually works sometimes.

"You Broke My Stealth"
If you're reading it, obviously.

"Vending Machine"
A Mage actually fulfilling this duty is rare.

"WAIT Ok Now"
Gotta fix my hair first.

"U Cant Touch This"
MC Hammer.

Saw that guild name long ago. Have been searching armory for it but it seems to have been canceled. Cant find it anymore.
I think it ws on The Shatar server but im not sure. Think its a funny name though Abrax

Thought was pretty original, here it alot with new Tanks/Healers:

"Ok Who Pulled"

the most interesting guild name i've seen is "if a guild name is too long,it will be probably be detected by an alliance when you behind a tree.6/10 for the guild below my comment.

your moms a horde 7/10

I saw this a long time ago pre burning crusade and wotlk days.

Snakes on a Plainstrider

So far the one that made me laugh was. Ten inches unbuffed.

It made my whole group laugh.

LF Irl girl for our vent is quite funny, 8/10

Best one I have EVER seen though, has got to be "Onyxia gives Epic head"

6/10 for the guild below my comment.

"SheSaidSheWaslvl18" 6/10

player name: Cillitbang
guild name: And the dirt is gone

Incase you've got no idea what I'm talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGooQ8yYC0c might help explain it

Riders of Lohan was pretty funny aswell.

6.5/10 for lon...

She Said She Was Lvl18

"This Guild Name is too Lon" is my personal favorite.

I rate "Don't Kill Me I Have a Main" a 6/10.

i would say

"Don't kill me i have a main"

I'd rate "I'm only here because my server is down" a 7/10, mostly for the unfortunate truth behind it.

I don't play on a PvP server, but if I did I'd be tempted to use "Gankster's Paradise" as a guild name

Okay, I'm sick of fixing this and I don't know why I haven't just said it before.

DON'T PUT THE GUILD NAMES INSIDE "<" ">"!

It makes the name disappear because the browser thinks it's HTML. So don't do it. That is all

I was sitting in Dalaran this morning waiting for the server to restart and a guy started recruiting for "I'm Only Here Because My Server is Down". Not the funniest, but I thought it was worth a mention.

James

I think one of the funniest guild names I have seen is:

Fat Kids Lag IRL

As for I'd Mana Tap That I give it a 7/10 and Schindlers Ignore List a 6/10, Not PC but made me LOL

I'd Mana Tap That (for those of you that don't know, and are pretty new to the game, blood elves used to have a spell named Mana Tap, so yeah, thats quite funny)

Another one that made me giggle:
Schindlers Ignore List (there is a film named Schindlers List)

With the first guild I don't want to seem rude , it's called EXALTED WITH YOUR MUM when people ride past it just makes you laugh.

Anither guild is GO Gnome GO Home it's not silly but my guild finds it funny .

Haydn Eves >.<

We Wipe On Trash , a pretty famous and succesful raiding guild.

Pony Slaystation, Well, yeah...

Player Names
Something I am better at:

Title: Private
Name: Parts
Guild: Taste good in your mouth.

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Title: Knight
Name: Rider

Name: Victor
Title: ... The Flawless Victor

Name: Vanquisher
Title: Twilight Vanquisher

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Name: Ellipsis
Class: Warlock
Free cookies to those who get it!

Name: Nintendot
Class: Warlock

Name: Priestitute
Class: Priest, obviously

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Name: Hearthvader
Name: Bravehearth
Class: Paladin

a little messed up but i saw a guild called
"kennedy was flagged"
i loled for a while

Those are the funniest guild names I saw on my realm:
"Random Retards"
"Gnomes on Steroids"
"General Goods"

My old guild was "Gaozari si Pasarici" the name its in Romanian. But a ruff translation would be "Ass holes and Pussies".

< Bites When Picked Up >

10/10!

7/10 for "It Burns when I PvP"

One that really made me LOL was:

"Don't Daze me Bro"

And in case you don't get it, it's referring to that student who got tazed during one of senetor john kerry's speeches a few years ago. The student yelled "Don't taze me bro!" while being manhandled by the security, and this of course went on national TV and created a big YouTube trend of videos remixing the "Don't tase me bro!". Anyway, I thought the guild name was funny and clever ^^

If you still have no idea what I'm talking about, here's the original conference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-PcS-s9WtQ

And here is one of the many remixes ^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc

3/10 for Epic Failaroony Boys
That's just, meh.

I do however think
It Burns When I PvP
is a pretty good one.

8/10 Baby Oil Vendors for lol-value

New one, guild on my realm...

MYEYEGOGGLEZDOESNUFFIN

Got my buddy into WoW, poor thing. Lad decides he wants a guild, get back from work and he's got his guild
THE KNIGHT SHIFT

7/10 for the sapped

6.5/10

SappedGirlsDontSayNo

Best Guild name, EVER!

I was getting stuff out of the mailbox at Valiance Keep and saw the guild name "Go Big or Go Gnome." I didn't look to see if it was a gnome or not though.

James

< My Server is Down > gets an 8/10 for originality.

Saw a PvP guild called < Defenceless Old Ladies > the other day, which was quite amusing

Cheers

"Is Warhammer Out Yet?" - 7/10, pretty funny

Saw someone today in "My Server is Down", level 13 I almost asked to join, it was on Mokrana, my speed testing toon. It gets lonely sometimes since she's on a new server.

No Mom, Not the Belt 6/10

I was browsing through the screenshots on our guild website and I found one that I'd forgotten about. My Lock was flying around Netherstorm (back before Wrath came out) and I snapped a screenshot of a guy in a guild called "Is Warhammer Out Yet?"

I've been waiting for someone to reply to this so I'm not rating my own guild names....LOL

Now I just have to wait for someone to reply again, I saw another funny one a couple of days ago.

James

Edit: I just looked that guild up on the armory and they don't have anyone above 70. Maybe they did leave Warcraft for Warhammer....LOL

Saw a funny one the other day:

< No Mom, Not The Belt> or

< Get Mounted>

Wait....Im in a Guild? 6/10

I was in Dalaran leveling my Enchanting and Idodgealot was recruiting for TrashMobWipe (Malfurion server). The guild name was pretty funny and I liked the toons name also.

James

Ctrl Alt Elite 7/10

One of the ones i created was ''Wait... Im in a Guild?'' unfortunately most players where am are already in tribes so i was left with the players who cant be bothered to put effort in

I have to give the three guild names below a 6/10 each. They just dont do it for me.. =[

Here's mine:
Ctrl Alt Elite
Rogues Do it From Behind.

I've seen on my server:
"Built Horde Tough"
"Pink Panties" (was part of that guild too)

but my favorite was called "Travelocity" a gnome only guild.